It happened quickly. Lying on the back seat with the last grains of Gai Pad Med Ma-Muang from Thai Riffic, weary and still slightly greasy, Fork didn’t see Big Buttocks coming.
Both fractures occurred simultaneously; the severing of Handle causing the majority of the pain, though the loss of Left Prong left him badly winded.
When he was swept from the seat with the back of Big Buttocks’ hand, Fork knew his future was indeed bleak.
From the gutter he pondered his loss: there would be no more spooning, no diving into warm rice—and worse—no more chasey with Slippery Onion.
Life as he knew it, was over.
When, where, what
- 26/07/2017 at 08:44 at 78°
- 26/07/2017 at 20:18 at 280°
- Distance from object
- 365,885 km