Walk on by
Stop staring, lady! I ain’t an emoji, and I don’t have a face.
FYI, lady, I was made in a Six-Sigma integrated manufacturing plant where 99.99966% of outputs are statistically expected to be free of defects.
But I just fell off a delivery truck. Which means I am statistically one of the 00.00034% of outputs that are imperfect.
So now it's statistically likely I will go from footpath-to-gutter-to-river-to-sea where a turtle will die when it inadvertently consumes me.
See, lady—best to just walk on by.
When, where, what
- 07/04/2019 at 08:12 at 74°
- 07/04/2019 at 22:18 at 289°
- Distance from object
- 390,161 km